Posts Tagged ‘fail’

Crazy Florida – December 2016

Wednesday, December 28th, 2016

 

Life is just as crazy here!

Life is just as crazy here!

CAR CRITTER

My Crazy Florida Life now includes this. Look closely at the photo (below), that’s not a mechanic under that hood. Here in Florida, folks often leave their cars down south for months while they live up north. Friends start their cars, drive them occasionally. My friend was trying to charge a friend’s car battery when he noticed a possum nest under the hood. This included one annoyed possum. I was loo2016-10-09-19-19-41aking forthe nest and nearly got my face nipped by the little guy curled up on the air filter. Lucky for me the critter politely hissed at me first. That’s when I took this shot.

 

TAKING HOGFISH

News alert – You might need to know that Florida now only allows the taking of one Hogfish per day in season. The article does not say where you are suppose to take it.

Source: Sun Sentinel, November 20, 2016

 

OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS

Florida Woman Creates Her Own Half-Marathon Course

Perhaps the first time you run a half-marathon it should not be in the woods on unfamiliar trails. Perhaps when she noticed there were no other runners she should have stopped runners. Perhaps when she finally found a jeep trail, she should not have assumed that this was the very same trail on her race course. She didn’t make those decisions and so, when the race coordinator’s worst nightmare came true (missing runner) they began the search and located the lost runner, missing for 12 hours . The runner “ended running over 16 miles before the park’s department located her in the reserve about 7:30 p.m.” Half marathon = 13 miles. Go her, she did it in only 12 hours. I wonder how many years she took off the race director’s life?
Source: News 6 Tampa, 12-5-16

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#CrayCrayCrime – October 2016 What have you done?

Tuesday, November 1st, 2016
#CrayCrayCrime is a feature on Jenna Kernan's blog and Facebook pages

#CrayCrayCrime is a feature on Jenna Kernan’s blog and Facebook pages

Cray Cray Crime

Every Saturday I feature what I call #CrayCrayCrime on my Facebook page– crime from around the world that stuns, amuses or leaves me scratching my head.  I feature all four posts on my blog.  So here is the month of October 2016, three posts for the weeks I’ve been featuring this topic.

Not Your Typical Church Service

Sadly a Florida Church has lost its tax-exempt status because the Tabernacle, as it is called, was operating what is known as a night club.  Way to capitalized on Spring Break traffic in a creative and not entirely legal operation.  The specific event that tipped the legal scales and earned the attention of law enforcement was called Amnesia which involved naked paint parties.

I have a strong feeling that spring break will be a treasure trove for #CrayCrayCrime

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Home Made Bikini is a Clear Violation

A 59 year old New Jersey man was arrested in Beach Haven, NJ for crafting a homemade bikini from clear plastic wrap.  Police did not appreciate the man’s crafty skills and charged him with lewdness.  You can’t make this up.  Blame it on the heat?  #CrayCrayCrime

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You Broke it, You Bought it

No use crying over spilled milk.  But one hapless shopper from across the pond managed to knock over two huge flatscreen TVs one into the next.  This turn of events so shocked the London shopper, he backed up into two other flatscreen televisions.  Crash.  Crash.  Two becomes four and the final tab was over $6000.  Best of all, the entire cataclysm was caught on surveillance camera.  I’m not sure if the ex-customer was charged for the damage or if he was pardoned but you can watch the video here.  No charge.

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