Posts Tagged ‘Crazy Florida’

Crazy Florida Life – November 2016

Friday, December 9th, 2016

 

Life is just as crazy here!

Life is just as crazy here!

Alligator Luring – Yup, it’s a real thing!

Two men in Palm Beach knew it was illegal to lure and capture an alligator but they did it for a very important reason. They wanted to post the photos on Social Media. That made it a lot easier to catch them and charge them and much, much harder for the pair to deny allegations.
Leave the ‘gators alone – folks. They bite.

Source: West Palm Beach Post, Associated Press, September 27, 2016

I would have lead with Gun and Handcuffs in purse!

Why did they bury the lead? “Troopers said they found multiple Florida driver’s licenses in her purse, and loaded guns and handcuffs in her car.”
This from WFTV Channel 9 – interesting part of the state, Central Florida. Read more here…
http://www.wftv.com/…/fhp-drunken-woman-found-wit…/460166952

Bad Dog — WORSE NEIGHBORS

A Key West woman learned that it is illegal to use a stun-gun to quiet your neighbor’s barking dog.  The suspect said she had only threatened the dog which begs the question, then why did the dog have blisters on his skin?  Mrs. Gulch from The Wizard of Oz has nothing on this gal.  Any you thought your neighbors were terrible.

Source:  Miami Herald article BY GWEN FILOSA

gfilosa@keynoter.com



Jenna Kernan’s #CrazyFloridaLife – November 2016

Friday, November 11th, 2016
Life is just as crazy here!

Hard to believe!

Here’s This Month’s Crazy Florida Life Offerings

As part of my move to Florida from NY, I have begun posting stories about my new home state on my Professional Facebook page every Wednesday.

If you like them – go give my page a like.  Not a Facebook fan?  No problem!  Read my posts about Florida Life here…

 

NO, I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP — MULLET TOSS IN THE PANHANDLE

Did you know they have a Mullet Toss competition down here where people pay $15 to throw a dead mullet from #Florida over the state line into #Alabama? It’s true and looks like quite a party. I’m looking forward to visiting the #Panhandle.

http://www.florabama.com/events/interstate-mullet-toss-and-gulf-coasts-greatest-beach-party

 

JUST YOUR TYPICAL SATURDAY NIGHT IN FLORIDA

Why did they bury the lead? “Troopers said they found multiple Florida drivers licenses in her purse, and loaded guns and handcuffs in her car.”
This from WFTV Channel 9 – interesting part of the state, Central Florida. Read more here…
http://www.wftv.com/traffic/incidents/fhp-drunken-woman-found-with-handcuffs-guns-after-wrong-way-crash-on-i-4/460166952

 

POKEMON CATCH = POLICE ARREST

FL Tuesday again and it includes a #PokemonGo tip. When the police ask you to leave a closed park at night, you should probably power down. Here’s a clip from First Coast News, July 22, 2016″
“Police tase Florida man after refusing to leave park while playing Pokémon GO”

“Tampa, FL – Just when you thought you had heard the craziest story about people playing Pokémon GO, there’s this.

At 10:30 p.m. Thursday night officers responded to Ballast Point Park in response to a complaint of trespassers in the park after closing time. When officers arrived they observed about 150 people still in the park playing the virtual game Pokémon GO.”
All but one left when directed. The one who did not got tased.
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/…/florida-man-pokem…/279684987

 

EMU ON THE LOOSE

Want to see an emu juke law enforcement? Who doesn’t?
http://www.wftv.com/…/evasive-emu-sends-deputies-…/459569291

Thanks WFTV Channel 9 for reminding me that Florida has a whole different set of problems.

 

 

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