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Cray Cray Crime – December 2016

Friday, December 23rd, 2016
#CrayCrayCrime is a feature on Jenna Kernan's blog and Facebook pages

#CrayCrayCrime is a feature on Jenna Kernan’s blog and Facebook pages

Wrapped Around His Finger

Most fathers will do anything for their little girl and more than one daughter has taken advantage of this. But this goes a step too far when a female bank robber convinces her father to be her getaway driver. Oh, he didn’t agree to drive the getaway car (it was an SUV), he agreed to drive his daughter to a “job interview.” While pop was waiting, daughter-dear changed into a wig, hat and sunglasses and robbed at TD Bank in Fort Lauderdale. When she returned with the loot, she explained that the interview had gone so well that the potential employer had given her an advance – because that always happens!
Worse yet – this was not the first time she’d bummed a lift. Nor the second. Nor the third. FOUR. She had her dad drive her to FOUR robberies!
Summary: Don’t believe everything she says, even if she is your little girl.

Source: SunSentinel, Fort Lauderdale News article by Adam Sacasa, 10-14-20

Cray Cray Beaver

BAD BEAVER BURGLAR

You aren’t the only one doing some last minute shopping and getting frustrated at not finding what you’re looking for on the shelves. A Maryland Police Department responded to a break-in call at a local shop and found this beaver trashing the Christmas section. Damages included an unfortunate artificial tree. The beaver “attempted to flee the area,” according the the official report and was apprehended and released unharmed. I’m very impressed that the St. Mary’s Sheriff’s Officers carry such tiny handcuffs.

 

CANDY MAN REPAIR

A Winter Haven restaurant is short one gumball machine after a “repair man” took the machine outside to be serviced on 11/4/16 and then drove away. This gumball machine had a racing-theme and $800 worth of gumballs! Police are seeking information on anyone who has recently been diagnosed with diabetes and/or rapid-onset tooth decay.
Summary: Gumball machines hold $800 worth of candy!
Source: UPI article by Daniel Uria

 

TOYS FOR TOTS VOLUNTEER IS ON NAUGHTY LIST

That’s what should happen when you make up the names of children and their fictitious parents and add them to the list of real children in need. A Polk County woman who drives a Caddie and receives public assistance assisted herself to 118 unwrapped new toys (found in her home) and, oh joy, she was a volunteer last year, as well. But now she’ll be the recipient of a new wardrobe and free meals for the duration of her stay in jail.

Source: FOX 13 News, Tampa, staff reporter, 12-14-16
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November’s Cray Cray Crime

Saturday, December 3rd, 2016
#CrayCrayCrime is a feature on Jenna Kernan's blog and Facebook pages

#CrayCrayCrime is a feature on Jenna Kernan’s blog and Facebook pages

Eye-Spy With My Little Eye

I didn’t actually know this was a crime, but apparently it is illegal to remove detachable body-parts and hurl them at medical staff as Largo, Florida man discovered when he removed his glass eye and chucked it at ER staff after he was released for booking on a domestic battery charge. He allegedly took this action after police warned him not to throw his eye. This isn’t something you think you would need to be warned not to do…but, so is domestic battery. Now the Largo man has also been charged with battery of a medical care provider. I’m sure that the police will be keeping an eye on this guy.
Summary: Refrain from throwing glass eyeballs in hospitals.
Source: Huffington Post article by David Moye on 11/01/2016

SOURCE: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/…/edward-michael-dorsey-glass…

Purple Pooch

An Oak Bluffs, Massachusetts man allegedly stole a car, crashed the car, broke into and vandalized a home, stole pills, credit cards, a driver’s license and painted the family dog purple.
He was apprehended and found to be in possession of alcohol and pills when arrested and, oh yes, he was a minor. His parents must be so proud. He also was in possession of paint. You already know the color.
The vandal was charged with breaking and entering, larceny, destruction of property, possession, assault and battery on a police officer and, you know what else–cruelty to animals.

Source: NBC Miami Weird News page. Article written by Tim Jones Published on Sep 5, 2016 | Updated on Sep 6, 2016

Kit Kat Klepto

This might be too much for some of you but a thief broke into an unlocked car and took just one of the owners possessions – but it was precious, indeed. The note written on a napkin that may or may not have come from inside the vandalized auto was shown in a photo and tweet by @jabbins and it read:
“Saw Kit Kat in your cup holder. I love Kit Kats so I checked your door and it was unlocked. Did not take anything other than the Kit-Kat. I am sorry and hungry.”
This sort of crime must stop. Everyone out there – take note and take precautions to secure and protect your chocolate!

Reported by Huffington Post about a tweet from @jabbins (Hunter Jobbins).

Candy Repair Man

A Winter Haven restaurant is short one gumball machine after a “repair man” took the machine outside to be serviced on 11/4/16 and then drove away. This gumball machine had a racing-theme and $800 worth of gumballs! Police are seeking information on anyone who has recently been diagnosed with diabetes and/or rapid-onset tooth decay.
Summary: Gumball machines hold $800 worth of candy!
Source: UPI article by Daniel Uria

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